unorthodoxings:

mukenope:

+

you’re six foot tall and your pinkie finger is larger than my middle finger 

unorthodoxings:

mukenope:

+

you’re six foot tall and your pinkie finger is larger than my middle finger 

(via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(Source: kashimiru, via voldemort-twerks-for-jesus)

goldfrapp-uccino:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I’M NOT CRYING

I HAVE HAYFEVER

IT’S ALLERGIES

I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES

(Source: alex1406, via sherlock-who-tardis)

youngbaebae:

This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.

(via purpledinosaurus)

Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Me: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard-gard-gard-g-gard.

"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."

Thank you so much for this, h-allo. (via c-oquetry)

(via purpledinosaurus)

fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

(via purpledinosaurus)

sweet-bitsy:

thebigblackwolfe:

LOOK AT THIS
LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

OH GOSH THOSE FEETSIES

sweet-bitsy:

thebigblackwolfe:

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

OH GOSH THOSE FEETSIES

(Source: ocean--bound, via purpledinosaurus)